right-off

Someone gives you news that may be absolutely right; perfectly true, but is not good news. (thus should not be celebrated with the standard "right on")

Hey Bro, we have 8 hours of homework due tomorrow morning. Response: for reals? Right-off!

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bomb.gov/cia

Danielle= bomb.gov/cia

Danielle was the inspiration of bomb.gov/cia, courtesy anji.

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fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

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geek nerd

a person with very insecure ways about him or herself - a scaredy cat or a square-lives by the book-and last but not least make's the supreme chosing of books over booze, nature over narcotics, and friendship with no benefits plan.

~see "momma's boy"

"Were tired of Pauls shit, we tried to set him up with those two freak ass hoes" and he said "em~No! and ran like a little girl himself" - geek nerd - then we said "yo' Paul, hit this shit man" and he said "drugs is bad for your body, I think ill be going now, and ran" - GEEK NERK - "then we tried to get to throw some dice, cause we were gonna hustle the little bitches money and kick his ass in an alley, and he said "you gambling at your age is illegal, im calling a police officer of the law on all of you" and then ran.

D-E-A-D- -G-E-A-K- -N-E-R-D-

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waffle top

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

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jerked off

The act of Jerking somebody off... sexual

this one's for you Melissa!

Daniel jerked some guy off! (ewww)

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skateboard betty

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.

'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .

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