Wooby

Name of my turtle after the sound heard on the original Super Mario Bros. when Mario Swims.

To Woob is to swim.

Care to woob in the nude?

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D.Saint

Da most pimpin Nigga on the planet. Cannot be fucked wit, and cannot be beaten on da Basketball courts.

Yo don't try and act like da realD.Saint. Aww man, u be D.Saintin

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fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

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geek nerd

a person with very insecure ways about him or herself - a scaredy cat or a square-lives by the book-and last but not least make's the supreme chosing of books over booze, nature over narcotics, and friendship with no benefits plan.

~see "momma's boy"

"Were tired of Pauls shit, we tried to set him up with those two freak ass hoes" and he said "em~No! and ran like a little girl himself" - geek nerd - then we said "yo' Paul, hit this shit man" and he said "drugs is bad for your body, I think ill be going now, and ran" - GEEK NERK - "then we tried to get to throw some dice, cause we were gonna hustle the little bitches money and kick his ass in an alley, and he said "you gambling at your age is illegal, im calling a police officer of the law on all of you" and then ran.

D-E-A-D- -G-E-A-K- -N-E-R-D-

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skateboard betty

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.

'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .

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sexuality

having been born liking either males or females. Sexuality encompasses being gay, bi, straight, lesbian, transsexual, or transgendered. Sexuality is the drive designed in humans to what they are attracted to. Most people mistake the word lifestyle for sexuality which is why there is ignorance in our country.

my sexuality is gay

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Mochillaxen

The state of Most Chilling and Relaxing, usually while drinking socially with friends. Often used while intoxicated.

--We're just mochillaxen at Shanna's house--

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