stiff upper lip

Somewhat antiquated English saying, meaning that one must finish a task despite all odds.

C'mon, lads. Keep a stiff upper lip!

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gilf

Gooch I'd like to finger

Wow you're mom has the greatest GILF

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bully

A person who makes fun of others based on their own insecurities about life.

Man that big ugly bully makes fun of all of the smaller ugly people.

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Mat Night

What people in the West-Island call Devil's Night (the night before Halloween). It got it's name because people steal door mats and do switcheroos. It is also the night people go around TPing trees and other mischief is caused.

I woke up this morning after mat night and my doormat was missing. I found it the next week three blocks down.

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Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

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defenestrate

to throw out a window

Larry pissed me off, so I defenestrated him off the thirty-first floor. What a mess.

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sulicious

it's beyond delicious, it's sulicious. too sweet for one's good

this chocolate is not only delicious, it's even sulicious.

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