douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

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blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

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Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

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talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.

But I'm the one with the most talent!

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butthead

a person who has a good body, but not a face; can sometimes be used interchageably with tip drill

everything looks good, but they head

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GT

Girl Talk aka keeping it real.

GT is more fun when my breasts are tender!

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butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

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