onvelope

A mispronunciation of ''envelope''.

Get it right. It's pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''.

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General studies

Stupid pointless suck-fest. Sucks so bad it could suck start a land rover.

Dude, im not gonna bother with General studies today, it sucks too much.

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mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

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[tap]

vb. to have sex with

I would tap that ass

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Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

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e-zine

A website following the style and subject matter of a "zine." The "E" is e-zine stands for "electronic," similar to the e in e-mail. "Zine" derives from the word "magazine."

"Have you seen his e-zine? It's friggin awesome."

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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

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