Douchniffle

Noun. A combination of Douch and Sniffle. One obtains a douchniffle when he or she is performing oral sex on his or her female partner, and he or she accidentally breathes through his or her nose, thus causing the female juices to enter the nasal passage.

Oh heavens Sally, close your legs and get me a napkin, I just got a douchniffle!

yous guys

you all or y'all (why hasn't this been set straight in English?)

yous guys come over here and let me show you how to use that wrench..

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8-bit Theater

Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.

Red Mage: I was born ready.
FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.
Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.
Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.

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freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

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doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

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book nerd

1. A nerd who always has there nose stuck in a book.

2. An uppity educated nerd.

Peter's decision to go to college proved definitively that he indeed a book nerd.

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face time

to serve time in jail

my brother faced time for smoking weed

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