Soks

The second best online comic ever, after 8-bit theatre.

www.pineappleroad.net is the site.

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God

A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.

God is the most picked on being in my opinion.

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God

1. God is a thought of that which transcends thought.
2. The God that is God is not God

1. God is above that thoughts of Humans
2. What you believe to be God is not really God

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nigger piss

Cheap, malt liquor like OE, Mickeys, etc. Black people don't have the money to by more pricier booze, so they blow it off on malt liquor which gets you trashed pretty fast, but tastes like shit. OE is also the color of piss.

Fuck OE I don't want none of that nigger piss!

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bloody sunday

eating out a woman while she is in the process of having a miscarriage

My girlfriend was having a miscarriage, so I decided to make it better for her by giving her a bloody sunday.

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reptile

A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.

Dinosaurs were reptiles.

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rice rocket

A slow car, usually a 4 cylinder mitsubishi lancer or hyundai excel that is 'riced' up by the owner by putting stickers all over it and adding a rear wing (for extra downforce on the rear to improve acceleration in their front wheel drive car). Other common 'modifications' include the infamous 'drain pipe' exhaust system, and 'lowering' - which is done by cutting the springs with a pair of pliers or tin-snips. The drivers of these sorts of cars are usually young teenagers who have no clue about cars, and actually think their car is 'fast' - and then either refuse to race a decent car (because they know they'll get annihilated), or get absolutely humiliated when they do.

The other night this guy in this rice rocket was revving his engine at the lights, trying to get me to race him... so I laughed a bit at first, then thought 'hmm why not'. He took off as fast as he could, and was wondering why he couldn't pass me when I was just staying beside him at half-throttle. Then I dropped back a gear and nailed it, hitting full-boost and leaving the poor ricer in a cloud of smoke about 15 car lengths behind.

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