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Noun: used to describe an action, state, or occurrence, of listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Verb: describes the action receiving a hose job, royal spanking, or being taken to the woodshed from listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Noun: "I bought 100 e-minis at the highs after reading the UBS note and got cheonged today when the market sold off"
Verb: "I read Rebecca's note this morning, placed my orders, and now I am looking to avoid a Cheonging"
Definition: the result of having sex with a piece of corn. Balls become corny.
I was lonely so i did it with some corn and now i have corn nuts
USA Today, a crappy commercialized newspaper.
All they had left at the newsstand was McNews. I'd rather go ignorant.
A blow job given while the receiver is on the toilet depositing Taco Bell squirts.
Little did Juanita know that I'd made a run for the border prior to what would become a Mexican blumpkin...
Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.