laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".

hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.

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Biznacho

A mexican bitch

Luke Hollis is a biznacho!

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frozen salad

When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.

After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it

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weirdness

1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.

On the weirdness scale, this is like a 9!

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Indiana Snowplow

When you ejaculate on someone and use your cock and balls to push it around like a snowplow.

I got my cock all sloppy doing an Indiana Snowplow.

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hardcore dancing

From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.

Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.

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glome

A liar, a cheat, a theif, a veg

Don't believe anything that guy up there tells you

"hey glo...GIMME BACK MY WALLET DICKFACE!!"

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