While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.
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A depressed, emo whore who just happens to be Jewish
THe Frieden fro is such a demohorew and she should just go shoot herself in the head.
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Digital Assault. Its a website. DigiSalt.net. Thinking of a name for my new awesome web site, i knew i wanted "digital...something". i looked over and saw a salt shaker. A legend was born.
"I'm gonna go get some cheap web hosting from DigiSalt
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When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.
Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.
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Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.
St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.
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doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever
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