Uber

Short for "Uberingram". A.K.A. Christopher Schumaker Meyers. The GREATEST POST WHORE ON TEH INTARWEB.

UBER OWND JOO SUCKA. Uber Is My Hero.

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snoo

To take a dip of chewing tobacco.

Dude, can I get a snoo from you?

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platonic man love

1. A non-homosexual love between men.
2. A tight friendship between persons, ie "Brotherly Love"

1. I love you Bob.

2. Gary was my brother, my best friend; I loved him.

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forever

forever is until you find somthing better.

honey, i will love you forever. (six months later) honey, i'm leaving you for a 20 year old who has her clit pierced.

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yo mama

mostly a joke aboat someones mom

yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.

yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.

yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.

yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.

yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.

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docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

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Shucks

1. To express disappointment, and/or used in reaction to an unfortunate event.
2. Used in reaction to flattery/compliment(s).

Oh shucks, we've run out of milk!

Person A) You look wonderful today. Person B) Aw, shucks!

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