Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.
I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.
29π 2π
Girl who is on bolt and has band geek list
Girl: "Hey isn't that kanamcyin-bandolisterycin mouth-wash?"
Boy: "Yes I believe that is her"
Alex was walking in the snow when Mihir reached down into his trousers and exclaimed, "O Fuck, you have a frundle my friend!"
3π 23π
The time at a ND high school varsity basketball game when Coach Rob puts sophomore James Weddle in the game a.k.a. "unleashes the Weddle". James Weddle is probably the greatest Varsity Player ever, except for the hosslers.
Coach Rob just put James in??? ITS WEDDLE TIME BABY!!! Prepare to get your asses kicked!
11π 6π
To love the brown cock~French origin
She has been totally Dommin' with her men lately
4π 14π
Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.
Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!
374π 156π
a compliment for someone of extreme greatness.
Uncomparable, due to greatness.
"You are so great, its like your a Jus10".
6π 3π