nsmb

Nigga stole my bike!!!!

You are ridin down the street and a nigga beats you and steals your bike you say NSMB!!

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cellfuck

N. A person who constantly talk on, calls, or plays with cellphones.

God gregs mom is such a cellfuck!

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Cottage

3 handles a week,smoke everyday, and home to the goofiest fuck around, flounder.

jameson irish whiskey

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Phase 2

After you smoke some weed, you get a little giddy. Then Phase 2 comes and you get completely stoned and start really feeling baked.

Dude are you high?

A little bit, I'm waiting for phase 2.

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blues

The greatest football (or soccer to yank wanks) team in the universe. Also known as Birmingham City FC.

See also bluenose & bluesfukingawesome

Keep right on to the end of the road

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