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To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.
I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.
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Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
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An appetizer
If God hadnΓΒ΄t wanted us to eat pussy, He wouldnt have made it look so much like a taco
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Some nasty thingies that the government has, but that really leet hax0rs can also use to fux0r your connection, so beware!
You're being such a lamer you're asking to get your ass nuked out.
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Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.
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Im goin' to Mo Bay on a ganja vacation mon...
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The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
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