schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

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testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

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seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

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Wang

a) A very common Chinese surname
b) An ancient brand of computer systems
b) Penis, see dong, schlong, dork, johnson, cock, prick, dick

Ad placed in the papers by a computer seller in the 80's:
LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR WANG IN THREE SESSIONS

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shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

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Xanadu

One of the 10 worst movies in History.

I realized that Olivia's ass was way too flat.

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