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James francophone is a cocaine addict born in Quebec, Canada. He fills in for James franco when the user switches the language in their tv to French.
"Did you see James Franco in the French version of the original spiderman movies?"
"No, I saw James francophone"
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Neil Armstrong's second cousin 2 removed. He didn't quite get to the moon but he gives the moon at a male strip club.
"Hey do you know Neil Legstrong?"
"Yea he's got a nice moon."
The real pronounciation of the word "Fuck"
Conor McGregor-"Get the fook outta here! You dooin nootin! You dooin fookin nootin! Not one of ya's is dooin nootin!"
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The shittiest place on earth with low quality life and people. Pretty much everyone here is a useless piece of shit and half the kids were born when their parents were 14. If you want to have a shitty time and ruin your future come to kitscoty (shitscoty)
Billy-"Hey, wanna ruin our future and get pregnant at 14? "
Miranda-"Ya! Let's go to kitscoty!!"
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Marwayne is a sister town to shitscoty (kitscoty) with shittier people and shittier education. If you want to know what it's like to want to kermit sewerslide go to marwayne and join a team sport.
Max: "What's it like to want to commit suicide?"
Tim: "I don't know let's go to marwayne and find out."
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Arnold Schwarzeneggers 14th cousin who's black as hell and can't talk because of the amount of cotton stuck in his lungs from picking cotton his entire life
*Man stutters*
"What's wrong you is acting like Arnold isanigger! Cotton in your lungs boi?
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Japanese rice with fermented cat juice.
Cho-pass me the Smirnoff Rice, chink!
Chang-Ching Chang Chong! Gimme my rice! I want that pussy!