beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

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dropping off the cosby's

to take a crap or shit!

'Hey, don't go in the bathroom just yet. wait for me to drop off the cosby's.'

'say hi to theo for me!'

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Cum

A wonderful warm sticky substance that comes out of a dudes dick.

When I was sucking my boyfriends cock his cum got in my mouth.

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Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.

Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!

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terebos

Slang form of terrible.

Today at work was terebos.

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rofltth

rolftth is short form of roll on floor till tummy hurts

a boy say i like u to a girl then the girl say rolftth are u wierd i never like u

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Dirla

One who is homosexual without knowing

"Dont be such a Dirla"

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