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shortstack

a particularly short person

"that shortstack cooks might good"

by JT December 16, 2003

76πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


infobot

A bot that serves as a common database of information (often noteworthy URLs) for users on a chat system. Infobots often have a simple chatbot interface, responding to key-phrases, as well as to direct queries. Its sole purpose is to intact with users for their enjoyment.

<me> infobot: how are you?
<infobot> just great

by JT August 24, 2004


The Rock

A crappy radio station that was once good and played rock from the 70s, 80s, 90s and now such as Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Queen, Van Halen, Nirvana etc

Now plays crappy punk rock, emo, nu-metal and pop

Change the station... please!

by JT September 16, 2004

9πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by JT July 13, 2003

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

by JT August 25, 2004

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


statistics

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

by JT July 14, 2003

130πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž