Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.
Rhymes with RIAA.
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.
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time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.
My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.
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When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
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1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.
2.) The reason why people buy playboys.
3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.
4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.
5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement
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agreeing with someone in a conversation; derived from the language Jag
Scooter Mcdoogle: "You wanna get drunk?" Jake Schrader: "oh hey!"
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We were best of friends, I treated her like the lady she was. One night she decided to offer me her v-unit. That was when I learned she was a virgin.
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(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.
Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.
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