sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

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pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

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blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

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ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

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sucks to be you

If you can't define this well... Sucks to be you.

Ha you fell down a well? Sucks to be you

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yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.

Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..

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breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

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