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Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by Jake April 2, 2005

14πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dillsmith

Penis or dildo.

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."

by Jake May 6, 2003

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Street Fighter

a kickass fighting game. The mother of all fighting games.

I love playing Street Fighter 3 because you get to smash an SUV during the bonus stage.

by Jake August 5, 2003

226πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Keii

The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.

Jake: Hey Keii

Keii:...

Jake: yeah I feel you

Tom: Man you guys suck

Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.

Keii: learn something new everyday

by Jake December 29, 2005

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN

Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.

by Jake January 6, 2005

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.

Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.

by Jake December 2, 2003

147πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


troll

A person who is more or less 'fail' most or all of the time. This level of failness can likely be attributed to lack of social skills. Lesser qualities include the occasional consumption of billy goat gruffs, as well as consuming large amounts of alchohol which only increases the amount of failness which the troll distributes. One can only be as much of a troll that is warranted by the amount of failness.

Justin, you can't just ask that female if you may "grab her boobs". And quit drinking all of my beer you fucking troll.

by Jake May 5, 2005

10πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž