noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

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night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

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two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

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morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.

I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.

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OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

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sumo

more of something

We ran out of weed so we had to go downtown and get sumo.

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cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

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