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wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004

126πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

by Jake March 24, 2004

59πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

by Jake February 3, 2004

83πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by Jake November 21, 2004

29πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 27, 2004

688πŸ‘ 124πŸ‘Ž


shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

251πŸ‘ 145πŸ‘Ž


kingwood

Where the real playa resides, this would be people like the Godfather.

Welcome to Kingwood, now wheres my money?

by Jake September 4, 2003

28πŸ‘ 157πŸ‘Ž