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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.

A dirty little monkey.

by Jake December 18, 2003

23πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 27, 2004

155πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 14, 2004

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo

We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.

by Jake March 8, 2004

49πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


ear pull

the act of pulling someone's ear.

My girlfriend gave me an hard ear pull for the fun of it.

by Jake February 17, 2005

173πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by Jake August 5, 2005

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


H H

To hold hands with someone

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott

by Jake December 6, 2003

22πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž