1. chronic masturbator
2. someone engaged in useless time wasting
Get away from me, you dickslapper.
32π 17π
A crappy idea or plan that would never work.
"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!
13π 4π
To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
5π 9π
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
88π 59π
One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
40π 15π
He is a wanna be gangster who has zero friends also he thinks its kool to pretend he has a girlfriend named erika
Lobo is a loser and he thinks hes black which he aint so get some friends and stop saying yeaaaa ahhhhh and waz zzzzzzzzupp
9π 40π
the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand
after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all
47π 99π