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Duece

throwin a mad ass curve ball in baseball

yo robert just threw a nastya ass duece andstruck him out

by Jake June 17, 2003

4πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


goose

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

by Jake February 4, 2004

74πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


sleep with

euphemism for "fuck"

She let me sleep with her.

by Jake February 17, 2004

385πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!

by Jake August 10, 2004

783πŸ‘ 689πŸ‘Ž


jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020


stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation

she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy

by Jake March 16, 2004

1475πŸ‘ 652πŸ‘Ž


mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans

i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6

by Jake December 9, 2003

7πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž