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self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.

by Jake November 09, 2003


baggin it

an action that is otherwise douche bag like; derived from the language Jag

"Travis had been baggin it all night."

by Jake February 13, 2005


scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.

A dirty little monkey.

by Jake December 18, 2003


Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 27, 2004


Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 14, 2004


captain jack

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Captain Morgan rum and Jack Daniels whisky. Get it?

-I puked so much last night!

-Yeah, Captain Jack will do that to you.

by Jake February 09, 2005


nail

verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially

1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.

by Jake March 07, 2004