farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

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going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

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Binky

A childs pacifier

2 year old John Gotti: Moms!!!! Youse betta gimme my fuckin binky back before I wack youse!

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female condom

a lubricated polyethylene sheath that is inserted into the vagina. A ring grasps the bottom of the cervix. The sheath extends outside the labia. They are expensive, but most guys don't even know they are there unless they explore with fingers. You can buy disposable underpants with these things in place so that the woman can go out on a date all set to fuck "protected".

Susie used a female condom the first time, that way there was no interruption to put on a male condom.

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lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

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lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

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peeshake

the last remaining stream of urine while taking a piss.

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