chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.

after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.

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Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.

Will's mum:'bubye woobsie darling!'

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My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

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Shyan Jannise

shes one rad girl, shes the best mexican ever...shes so cool...shes a true balla.

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niggaho

someone who is a fool.

You niggaho, you missed the question!

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anwr

Newly opened republican playground.

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."

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womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

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