size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

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mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.

Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.

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89

Titty Fucking

I 89'd that bitch like whoa

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:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

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burns

Tokes on a spliff. You usually have about 3 or 4 tokes in a set of burns before passing it on.

"Rollers 1st burns" - Whoever rolled the joint
"Charles, I do believe those are MY burns you are having" - Critch
"I'm gettin 2nd burns" - Basically anyone who has ever smoked a spliff

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nipple

(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.

I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !

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