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sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside

Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.

by Jake March 25, 2004


sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")

I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

by Jake March 25, 2004


blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

by Jake June 17, 2006


Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name

MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!

by Jake November 12, 2003


Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 01, 2004


stanger

To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.

"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."

by Jake May 13, 2005


oh snap

Almost like "oh shit".

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.

by Jake July 25, 2004