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to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of
I like to unravel window curtains!
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1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.
2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.
The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet
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My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
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sex between females; while often referred to as Lesbian sex, it is not appropriate to. Lesbianism is a sexual orientation, not physical sex between two women. Fantasizing about having sex with another woman does not make you a lesbian. Women are usually seen as soft, gentle, loving, and romantic, which is not how men are usually perceived. A woman may desire these things in her sex life. She may feel that since a woman has the same anatomy, she will be a better lover and more in tune with her needs. Even though a woman is not sexually attracted to other women, she may be attracted to these "feminine" qualities. To a certain extent, female/female physical intimacy is socially acceptable, at least when not done to exclusion.
Nancii and I enjoy intercourse, mutual masturbation, and oral sex, but she still needs her girl-girl sex once in awhile with "S"
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when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....
Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
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One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.
Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.
Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
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A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
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