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breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 31, 2004

110πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore

Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005

by Jake March 21, 2005

43πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


fab 5

The amazing group of michagan wolverine basketball players such as;

juwan howard, chris webber, jalen rose,

the fab 5's best player is chris webber (healthy :-)

by Jake March 30, 2004

29πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 21, 2004

44πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


wmi

one of the camp place. The place to be

WMI! is the place to be!

by Jake September 3, 2004

3πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 7, 2005

6πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

by Jake March 6, 2004

68πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž