voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts

dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex

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ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

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sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

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fall on the grenade

a gent & his mates go to a mixed bar. A group of ladies flirt with them, but unfortunately one of the ladies is VERY ugly (for example, see whalefuck or sealfuck). She is "the grenade". Now, the chicks likely have a deal amongst themselves, if one isn't getting fucked, then they are all abstaining. It is the duty of one of the gents to "fall on the grenade" , that is, to fuck this dog of a coyote ugly chick

One Saturday night I fell on the grenade for my buddies and it turned out to be the hottest fuck I'd ever had. But I didn't want to ever be seen with her again.

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babyboy

really cool. <3 him for life or be pwnt.

BB is the shit. Youll love him too.

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tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.

RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.

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wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

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