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i2hub

A P2P program available on certain college capuses. Because it connects students on a network, it allows for super-fast transfers.

"Dude! I just downloaded Boondock Saints from i2hub in like, seven minutes! Schweet!"

by Jake February 17, 2005

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


booty call

(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"

I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !

by Jake January 15, 2004

6800πŸ‘ 2745πŸ‘Ž


thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.

The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.

by Jake February 3, 2004

26πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Imunna

*I'm going to...* Originated as a result of the lazy dialect of the citizens of the Northwestern United States. Imunna -- eye-mun-na (spoken quickly)

Imunna go take a nap.

by Jake June 27, 2004

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.

Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition

by Jake December 7, 2004

18πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

55πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by Jake April 2, 2005

45πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž