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(Sean Connery) The clitoral region of an elderly woman. e.g. old wrinkly folds of vaginal skin
Mrs. Ellen slipped and fell on her back, lifting her dress up and exposing her gibbler to all those at the fundraiser who cared to take a gander.
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masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
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the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"
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Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there
Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?
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to do something outrageous that is really funny
free style walking is ludacridiculous
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A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.
A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.
"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"
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(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.
(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)
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