barrie

that weird time where you have made it safely to first base but you aren't sure if you will be able to get to second base without getting called out!!

I'm safe at first but now I am stuck like a barrie.

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cut

an alley

Hit the CUT ! The cops are comming!

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fanfuckingtastic

The most used term by Mr.Big during the 6 seasons of the best HBO series ever, Sex and the City...Second most used term by Mr.Big was "Absofuckinglutely", a personal favorite.

"You and me we're fanfuckingtastic together" (Big to Carrie)

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woddie

The vagina of a girl

The woddie was getting no action...

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slowcala

A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.

Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.

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taking a shit in reverse

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.

It's like taking a shit in reverse!

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wardrobe malfunction

An excuse used to explain a situation in which a private part of the body is displayed under unessecary cirmustances.

When Justin Timberlake ripped part of Janet Jackson's outfit, revealing one of her breasts / when Bill Clinton supposedly recieved a blow job outside his marriage (his undone trousers would be described as a "wardrobe malfunction")

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