ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

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booty

the name of my mean dork like gf's cat.

my gf has a great booty. Wat u mean her or the cat

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Westlake

One who consumes the flesh of fetuses and/or babies and also smokes crack regularly.

I'm off crack, it's for Westlakes.

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daly

A guy who always rallies Lazer in the sand box.

THat daly sur kicked Lazer's ass

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redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

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Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

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Southie

A part of Boston on the Southern End of the City. Home to Castle Island, partially Dotty, and indeed the living place of many mics with a love for liquor.

"I'm Irish, I drink, I scream my disdain for the Yankees when the Red Sox play Philly. Don't tell me I'm from South Boston, I'm from fucking Southie."

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