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Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 21, 2003

181πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Beastie Boys

1. One of the last good rap bands.
2. Gay males who casually engage in sexual acts with animals.

1. The Beastie Boys song "Sabatoge" kicks ass.
2. Those damn beastie boys keep sucking dog cocks.

by John July 9, 2003

76πŸ‘ 213πŸ‘Ž


Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by John July 14, 2003

3πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003

5πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Iremongered

Being annoyed by one who makes stupid sounds and suggestions

That guy iremongered you

by John October 1, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 16, 2006

25πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by John August 5, 2004

25πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž