hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

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mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

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campione

To fondle a girl in a high school bathroom, usally without her concent...more often than not leads to imprisonment, originated at Amherst High in Buffalo, NY.

Yo, did you here that Scott campioned that chick today? Yeaah man, hes goin to jail.

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shit fart

A usually smelly fart which smells like rotten eggs.

See also: egg fart

Damn! Who was it that let a shit fart? It smells like pure shit!

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jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian

That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!

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pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

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snowman

When two men cum in each others mouths and then make out with each other and swap cum.

Vinny the fag did a snowman with Zach last night.

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