himbleniphobia

The fear of having a third nipple

Guy 1: "look at my himblenip"
Guy 2: "AHHHHHHHH!" (has himbleniphobia)

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Demarest RB Ray

Ray is the best RB in new jersey he is going to run all over anyone that play kean next year

Ray is fast strong and never stops runnig

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dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food

yo that dnizle my friend has is mad crazy

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Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover

Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle

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washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

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comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

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ipampilash

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

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