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a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson
now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex
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A okay game at first its really exciting but after a while you'll still like it and play it but not as much. mostly when you're boared and have nothing to do. You shuldn't play it unless you have a decent amount of friends because it will lessen you're interests in finding new friends to hang with when your boared.
if you have nothing better to do than play video games your best choice is to play runescape because you'll never be boared
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Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.
"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"
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when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.
sick.
'she give good dome?'
'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'
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house
center of power
the place you call home
abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"
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Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...
A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
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