wonchon

sexy stud

man, im a wonchon!

4👍 1👎

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

28👍 67👎

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

12👍 4👎

of the hizzle

of the hook

of the hizzle fo' shizzle

7👍 11👎

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

130👍 40👎

marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs

LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser

70👍 32👎

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money

The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.

2👍 1👎