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wrinkle

A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together

Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.

Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.

Saucy is such a wrinkle

Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.

AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled

Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)

Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!

by John September 29, 2004

49πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


slootbox

a slutty, trashy whore you want to bang

Christina Aguilera

by John June 10, 2004

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 1, 2004

103πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


SNL turds

Actors who are crapped out of that liberal comedy stink bomb: SNL, and who go on to make terrible movies that suck. Almost everyone who has left saturday night live since 1990.

adam sandler, the fat guy who died, wil ferrel, molly shannon, adam sandler, guy in 'taxi', the black guy, the other black guy

by John October 24, 2004

60πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


yush

the absolute equivelant to yes.

*Kyle* "Hey, are you going straight home?" *You* "Yush, ofcourse!"

by John September 10, 2004

178πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Cleveland Bukkake Special

You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.

definition pretty much explains it

by John February 8, 2005

346πŸ‘ 678πŸ‘Ž


digital person

Someone you know only on the internet

online friends, keypals

by John April 21, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž