electric blow job

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum

hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover

11👍 39👎

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit!

174👍 234👎

Nahu

Of or relating to homosexuality;
An individual who prefers the company of the same sex;
An individual who has achieved a degree of failure which is incorrectable.

also see, faggot

Tony: Do you think that guy is gay?
Bob: Yea, he's a definite Nahu.

Robert: Is there any way I can raise my grade?
Teacher: I'm sorry, Robert, you're a Nahu.

5👍 24👎

brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

20👍 34👎

Alcoholism

A progressive, fatal disease. A disease which can be arrested, but not cured with the help of AA.

Alcoholism is the only disease which you can be yelled at for having. You won't yell at someone for having polio.

Drinking is merely a symptom of the disease. It is a disease of perception. We are spiritually sick. Most people are spiritually sick, this is how our spiritual sickness manifests itself.

75👍 94👎

scrump

To steal apples

Let's go scrump behind the woodshed!

134👍 129👎

svelte

smart, witty, and has BS deflector field

"it doesn't matter how much BS they fling at svelte, she deflects it"

14👍 132👎