palmyra

a small hick town located about forty minutes from rochester NY. Each year thousands of mormons flock here and act like they own the place (which they dont!)...but it is really just a shitty town.

mormon fucking suck!

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Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

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bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

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suv

SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

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sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

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nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

rizz

1. To be equal or less then useless
2. To be sexually inactive to the oppisite sex
3. To be an outcasted, voted out
4. To have an IP 65.197.202.254
5. To be related to zezima

1. He is feeling so rizz today.
3. He was rizzed out by the elders.

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