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A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.
dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!
a racial slur used against aboriginies
i bet it was those cunes
typical cune always stealing shit
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local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
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A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!
Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
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To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
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the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.
"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"
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