tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.

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Bush

See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger

A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.

Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).

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threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

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prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.

That girl is such a prostitot!

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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.

Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!

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Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

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cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

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