Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

dennamug

hella, a lot, very much

them new j's is tight dennamug

fuckle

The act of cuddling after sex

aw thats cute. They're fuckling

Toyota

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

deftist

Kevinistic; Loving all that is. All that exists, no matter the persuasion.

I have become quite deftist in my actions lately when regarding the court guests.

professional

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.