mother queer

the mother of all queers or the biggest queer of them all.

Michael Hubbs is a mother queer.

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talking timmy

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak

I just got braces in, does it sound like I'm talking timmy?

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9er

The man, the dawg of the crew. The one that ever one wants to be.

Yo, 9er sup.

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ootin

its what you call fat hairy guy

my dad vince, is an ootin

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New Jersey

Where I live. The greatest state in the nation, with the greatest hockey team in North America, the Devils. And the factories are only in the semi-circles around New York and Philadelphia-the rest is pure bliss. Plus, this state is home to one of the greatest universities in the world, Princeton University. NJ rules!!!

Typical moron: Yo dawg, Noo Jerzee's nuthin' but gross, yo!
A New Jerseyian: Umm...have you ever actually BEEN to New Jersey?

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iPox

A contagious "disease" in which someone, normally an unsuspecting bystander, is struck with the relentless urge to buy an iPod.

My sister just bought an iPod, she's caught the iPox!

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shwasted

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

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