mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

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Lost

1. One of 2 new shows that has dragged ABC out of the gutter (the other one being Desperate Housewives) to become one of the most promising channels on network TV. It's about a group of plane crash survivors on a deserted island, and nobody is who they seem to be. Oh, and there's a 30-foot monster and a psycho French chick roaming the island too.

2. When you have no idea where the fuck you are.

1. There are numerous conspiracy theroies about the characters on Lost.

2. Never get lost in the streets of Camden, NJ at night with white skin, a fancy car, and no firearms.

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Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

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mydixafloppin

The Art of Impetence!

Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.

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Herlihy Boy

1. The best house sitting service.

2. A hilarious SNL character of Adam Sandler.

With over 50,000 house sitting services worldwide the Herlihy Boy is by far the best.

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Guilnor

The girl with the longest hair ever =)

Dang, I want to give Guilnor a french braid.

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super

1)A word meaning good or exellent, hasn't been used seriously in decades
2)short for Supervisor

Gee whiz buddies, that'd be super!

My super's been completely breathing down my neck ever since he caught me looking at porn.

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