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reality tv

A cash cow that has been milked to death by Fox, ABC, and MTV. The concept was interesting at first, but now the only thing interesting about it is seeing how low the networks will go for ratings. If you watched "Who's Your Daddy?" or "Who wants To Marry A Multi-Millionaire?", you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Besides, most of it is staged, anyway.

Just watch the news if you want reality.

by Kevin March 27, 2005

17πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

6πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 13, 2004

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

24πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.

gave her the pile driver yesterday

by Kevin February 10, 2005

154πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin October 26, 2007

7πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


stooge

a dumb person

that guy is such a stoog

by Kevin January 6, 2003

13πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž