Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

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veigel

terrible, absolutely horrid, complete doushebag of a person

Kid 1: {Breathing}
Veigel: Keep it down
kid 2: This guy is terrible

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carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

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soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.

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violent butt fuck

to vishously fuck the butt while dumping the womans head in the toilet.

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The Bundys

1. The All-American family.

2. An actual sitcom family that is close to reality.

also see Married With Children

The D'Arcys are going over to the Bundys house for a party.

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dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."

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